Slow Thin Strap


Turtles are really quite speedy. I mean if you look at the sloth, which moves at 4 inches an hour, I’d say the turtle is basically a rocket. Confuse your sloth-like competition in this suit, as they read the words "Slow" as you rocket by them.




Also available: Slow Super Thin Strap, Slow Bikini, Slow Briefs, or Slow Splish Cap.


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